During a Period
| Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear. |
| Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS! |
| Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off. |
| Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS! |
| Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind. |
| Me: why can I not have a penis. |
